I want a decent listing in Google.

Balls to Monty. Monty to Balls. To Balls Monty. To Monty Balls. Ballstomonty.

This won't help me get onto the first page of a search engine but here are some anagrams for Balls to Monty:

Blast only Tom, small bony tot, lob my ton last.

My real name is an anagram of "ooh, new clues" and "use when cool".

Shit, I'm bored. I'll write something cool soon. Honest. Balls to Monty, Balls to Monty.