To the Max

Er...sorry about the "Totally Radical" nature of the previous post. I think I've been reading too much Tucker Max. Max is a obnoxious misogynistic asshole, and his webpage has me laughing out loud. Here is a little extract.

"Amy had recently been browsing the Internet (looking for lesbian donkey porn, no doubt) and came across a date page where a girl asks guys to fill out an application to go out on a date with her. She suggested I put up a site just like it. I suggested she forcefully insert large pieces of jagged rock salt into her rectum."