Why Clinton Kicks Ass and Bush Sucks Balls

Why Clinton Kicks Ass Y'all
First of all, Slick Willy is ALL about the poontang, dawg. In the seventies, he owned an El Camino pickup with astroturf in the back. Astroturf IN THE BACK. That's all I have to say about that.

During conference calls with congressman, Bubba C had his gherkin slurped by a twenty-one year old intern IN THE OVAL OFFICE. This is the shit. If the United States of America had parents, then Clinton has had oral sex in their bed while chatting with his mates.

Clinton maintained he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" until she produced a dress she owned covered in Presidential seal. Again, awesome. Guys, let me ask you, how many girls do you know who have been so in awe of you that they preserved an article of clothing you spunked all over?

As U.S. presidents go, Billy C is the coolest of my lifetime. Of all time, except for JFK. Marilyn and exploding brains score big points.

Why Bush Sucks Balls
Actually is it even necessary to come up with a reason for you? He is a monotonal mong. You know this.

Apart from that, George Bush Jnr has a gay name. Bush? "Hi, I am President Pussy". I have a friend in the states, Slap Happy Rappe, who cannot stand this guy. He has been known to take part in demonstrations with a placard saying "I hate BUSH!" And the dude wonders why he can't get laid.

Can you think of anyone remotely cool called George? No, George Clooney is not cool. The only guy that springs to mind is the father of funk, and his surname is Clinton.

For me, George dubya is not the worst president ever, simply because he's such a dumbass, which is entertaining at least. He does suck balls, however.